The Great Filipino Massacre

The Massacre
The massacre began when our dear leader ButterBludgeon smelled the stench of a savage. He knew this wasn't a residual smell and that this was fresh and this was confirmed when he saw a few interloping, so he decided to take action by "Exterminating the stinky fucks". This was done when with the support of the Republic of Texas as they supplied him with flint and steel and as a few anonymous citizens were sent as accomplices. Now using the aforementioned flint and steel they burned down the village taking down the disgusting natives in the blaze. ButterBludgeon unsatisfied decided to flood the ashes using the surrounding oceans. Then one of his compatriots presented him with TNT which was used to blow down the stone castle once thought to be unbreakable. He then slaughtered the neanderthals inside with extreme prejudice.

The Aftermath
If you visit the Philippines today all you will see of the capital is a flooded and smoldered husk of a once prosperous town. You can partake in the act of pissing on the ashes for fun.

The Criticism
Now some call ButterBludgeons actions rash and hot-headed, but it's actually fact that he was right because it is also fact that our divine overseer can do no wrong.